oH MY FUCKING GOD

I SAW THIS PHOTO

AND I WANTED TO SEND THE LINK TO A FRIEND BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT “Set As Desktop Background” — DONT ASK ME HOW

BUT NOW

I THINK I’LL LEAVE IT

C: well thank you

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

If you ever want to win an argument just go “listen here you little shit”

Mom: You’re grounded

Me: Listen here you little shit

(Source: estuds)

moniquill:

stfunithingas:

ianthe:

purpleweeble:

HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF

LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY

JUST

OOPS

I FELL

me

Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something.

That pigeon did not fall.

IT WAS PUSHED.

(Source: hoodbirds)

llcooljofficial:

no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously

llnz:

what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”

gUYS IM CRYING

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: drarna)

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death-by-lulz:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

rabioheab:

Cute Unique Baby Names 

• Human Being (unisex)
• Toaster (male)
• Bigfoot (female)
• Lard (unisex)
• 5 Pound Weight (unisex)
• Big Tub Of Salsa (male)
• Laptop Charger (female)